If my estimated chapter count is right (which, let’s be honest, it probably isn’t) I’m going to need to post one chapter of Lionheart every week to finish before Desolation of Smaug.

…so, um.  It’s a good thing that summer break is coming up.

*quietly panics and opens Word*

da-strider:

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED

I REPEAT

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

*casually starts crying while listening to LotR soundtracks*

ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

(via heytherepumpkin)

“Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring

(via thorinthesassmaster)

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march towards macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

(via heytherepumpkin)

I’ve reached that point where I’m focusing really weirdly and the computer screen seems uncomfortably far away and everything I write sounds like it was dictated by the Holy Spirit.

So now I’m putting off sleep as long as possible, because as soon as I wake up I’ll take one look at this paper and realize that I hallucinated the Holy Spirit and my entire thesis is tragically flawed and

why am I even on tumblr right now. I should be reading articles or something.