Sun Tzu with a Cup of Tea

So I’m sitting here being all proud of myself for not consuming a single dessert or dessert-like food all day (shut up that’s a big deal for me) and then my dad is all

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?  YOU SHOULD BAKE BROWNIES. 

HEYYYYYYY DAUGHTER I HAVE AN IDEA.  YOU COULD BAKE SOMETHING.  LIKE BROWNIES.

BROOOOOOOOWNIES.

BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES.

I fail to understand why this is happening to me.